The gun is good, the penis is evil.

art-of-swords:

Handmade Swords - Vardhllokur (Spirit Song)

  • Maker: Jake Powning
  • Medium: steel, oak, bitch, bronze, silver
  • Measurements: overall length 86.4 cm; weight 1.275 kg

Vardhllokur is a pattern-welded Viking sword with ancient bog-oak grip. The scabbard is yellow birch with Mammen style ornamentation while the hilt is bronze with silver and copper wire accents.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Jake Powning Swords

did-you-kno:

Beer wasn’t considered alcohol in Russia until 2011. Before that, it was thought of as a soft drink. Throw ‘em back, head to work, no big deal.  Source

did-you-kno:

Beer wasn’t considered alcohol in Russia until 2011. Before that, it was thought of as a soft drink. Throw ‘em back, head to work, no big deal. Source

did-you-kno:

The phrase “under God” was not part of the original U.S. Pledge of Allegiance. It was added decades later, after Congress approved the controversial addition and President Eisenhower signed it into law on Flag Day in 1954. Source

did-you-kno:

The phrase “under God” was not part of the original U.S. Pledge of Allegiance. It was added decades later, after Congress approved the controversial addition and President Eisenhower signed it into law on Flag Day in 1954. Source

did-you-kno:

Exposure to cold makes body fat easier to burn. Scientists found that putting ice packs on problem areas can burn extra calories. Combine that with 10 minutes of shivering, which burns as many calories as an hour’s exercise, and you could literally freeze your butt off.  Source

did-you-kno:

Exposure to cold makes body fat easier to burn. Scientists found that putting ice packs on problem areas can burn extra calories. Combine that with 10 minutes of shivering, which burns as many calories as an hour’s exercise, and you could literally freeze your butt off. Source

(Source: kittygomeow, via ruinedchildhood)

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

(via communistbakery)

did-you-kno:

Scientists have created “Aquaman Crystals” that can absorb a roomful of oxygen and store it for later use. This discovery might be the key to underwater breathing. A handful of crystals could pull oxygen from the water and provide divers with air.  Source

did-you-kno:

Scientists have created “Aquaman Crystals” that can absorb a roomful of oxygen and store it for later use. This discovery might be the key to underwater breathing. A handful of crystals could pull oxygen from the water and provide divers with air. Source

intensional:

if i were a car i’d be a

image

volkswagen 

(via ruinedchildhood)

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via ruinedchildhood)

did-you-kno:

Studies show that children will eat as much sugar as you give them because they’re biologically wired to crave high-calorie foods during rapid growth. Kids won’t start thinking of foods as “too sweet” until they’re about 16, when bones stop growing.  Source

did-you-kno:

Studies show that children will eat as much sugar as you give them because they’re biologically wired to crave high-calorie foods during rapid growth. Kids won’t start thinking of foods as “too sweet” until they’re about 16, when bones stop growing. Source

did-you-kno:

The Hormel company created a bacon-powered motorcycle with a seat made of pigskin. The Bacon Bike gets up to 100 miles to the gallon, but it takes over 30 lbs of bacon to make a gallon of fuel.  Source

did-you-kno:

The Hormel company created a bacon-powered motorcycle with a seat made of pigskin. The Bacon Bike gets up to 100 miles to the gallon, but it takes over 30 lbs of bacon to make a gallon of fuel. Source

tentaclerapper:

There goes that Goku kid again, chargin’ his spirit bomb. Dale, you got my ladder? I’m gonna go up there and give him a piece of my mind.

tentaclerapper:

There goes that Goku kid again, chargin’ his spirit bomb. Dale, you got my ladder? I’m gonna go up there and give him a piece of my mind.

(via ruinedchildhood)