The gun is good, the penis is evil.

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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did-you-kno:

The jaws of a pelican eel make up a quarter of its 3-foot body length, and they can be opened wide enough to swallow fish that are bigger than the eel itself.  Source

did-you-kno:

The jaws of a pelican eel make up a quarter of its 3-foot body length, and they can be opened wide enough to swallow fish that are bigger than the eel itself. Source

patrickat:

The TMNT do not represent all turtles. Most consider them a radical Splinter group.

(via jenninova)

did-you-kno:

Someone invented a Legless Pirate Corkscrew to enhance the awesomeness of your drinking experience. Source

did-you-kno:

Someone invented a Legless Pirate Corkscrew to enhance the awesomeness of your drinking experience. Source

did-you-kno:

An 11-year-old boy bent down to wash his hands in China’s Laozhoulin River and discovered a 3,000-year-old bronze sword from either the Shang or Zhou dynasty. Source

did-you-kno:

An 11-year-old boy bent down to wash his hands in China’s Laozhoulin River and discovered a 3,000-year-old bronze sword from either the Shang or Zhou dynasty. Source

omgidrc:

oH MY GOD I FUCKING CHOKED

(Source: teresagudice, via ruinedchildhood)

did-you-kno:

Archaeologists have produced an underground map of 17 hidden monuments buried beneath Stonehenge. These new discoveries, including a building that pre-dates Stonehenge, suggest the landmark did not stand alone in the past. Source

did-you-kno:

Archaeologists have produced an underground map of 17 hidden monuments buried beneath Stonehenge. These new discoveries, including a building that pre-dates Stonehenge, suggest the landmark did not stand alone in the past. Source

did-you-kno:

Researchers have achieved long distance brain-to-brain communication in humans. Patterned signals of phosphenes (the colors you see when your eyes close) were sent over the Internet to EEGs worn by users, who were able to exchange messages like “ciao” and “hola” with a 90% success rate. Source

did-you-kno:

Researchers have achieved long distance brain-to-brain communication in humans. Patterned signals of phosphenes (the colors you see when your eyes close) were sent over the Internet to EEGs worn by users, who were able to exchange messages like “ciao” and “hola” with a 90% success rate. Source

did-you-kno:

Test results of letters allegedly sent by Jack the Ripper showed the DNA likely came from a woman. It was also once thought by Sherlock Holmes author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle that the Ripper may have been a female posing as a midwife. Source

did-you-kno:

Test results of letters allegedly sent by Jack the Ripper showed the DNA likely came from a woman. It was also once thought by Sherlock Holmes author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle that the Ripper may have been a female posing as a midwife. Source

artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

(via ruinedchildhood)

I have a problem with both since none of them can keep their fucking fingers off the fucking triggers.
did-you-kno:

Pacu are South American freshwater fish that are related to the piranha, but have very human-like teeth. Source

did-you-kno:

Pacu are South American freshwater fish that are related to the piranha, but have very human-like teeth. Source